{"id":489,"date":"2012-06-24T10:41:55","date_gmt":"2012-06-24T10:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/489\/lawyer-jokes\/leech-and-lawyer\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T03:38:54","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T03:38:54","slug":"leech-and-lawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/489\/lawyer-jokes\/leech-and-lawyer\/","title":{"rendered":"Leech and lawyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?<\/p>\n<p>The leech stops sucking you dry after you&#8217;re dead.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/489\/lawyer-jokes\/leech-and-lawyer\/attachment\/funny-guy-studying-woman-thong-3\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6921\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6921\" title=\"funny-guy-studying-woman-thong\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-guy-studying-woman-thong1.jpg\" alt=\"funny-guy-studying-woman-thong\" width=\"500\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-guy-studying-woman-thong1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-guy-studying-woman-thong1-150x125.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-guy-studying-woman-thong1-400x334.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/489\/lawyer-jokes\/leech-and-lawyer\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? 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