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\"funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast\"A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant.<\/p>\n

The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object.<\/p>\n

“I do have three hearts,” said the doctor. “The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It’s $100,000. The second is from a marathon runner, 25 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It’s $150,000. The third is from a heavy drinker, cigar smoker, steak lover. It’s $500,000.”<\/p>\n

“Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!”<\/p>\n

“Yes, but it’s from a lawyer. It’s never been used.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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