{"id":487,"date":"2012-07-08T12:35:34","date_gmt":"2012-07-08T12:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/487\/lawyer-jokes\/when-a-lawyer-is-about-to-lie\/"},"modified":"2012-07-01T07:07:30","modified_gmt":"2012-07-01T07:07:30","slug":"when-a-lawyer-is-about-to-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/487\/lawyer-jokes\/when-a-lawyer-is-about-to-lie\/","title":{"rendered":"when a lawyer is about to lie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?<br \/>\nHis lips start moving.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6968\" title=\"funny-beggar-need-cash-for-alcohol-research\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-beggar-need-cash-for-alcohol-research.jpg\" alt=\"funny-beggar-need-cash-for-alcohol-research\" width=\"510\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-beggar-need-cash-for-alcohol-research.jpg 510w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-beggar-need-cash-for-alcohol-research-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-beggar-need-cash-for-alcohol-research-400x268.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/487\/lawyer-jokes\/when-a-lawyer-is-about-to-lie\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? 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