{"id":486,"date":"2011-12-10T12:08:43","date_gmt":"2011-12-10T12:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/486\/lawyer-jokes\/buried-lawyers\/"},"modified":"2011-11-27T03:27:26","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T03:27:26","slug":"buried-lawyers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/486\/lawyer-jokes\/buried-lawyers\/","title":{"rendered":"Buried Lawyers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?<\/p>\n<p>A: Not enough sand.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6395\" title=\"honest-begging-need-money-to-get-drunk-and-get-molested\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/honest-begging-need-money-to-get-drunk-and-get-molested.jpg\" alt=\"honest-begging-need-money-to-get-drunk-and-get-molested\" width=\"430\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/honest-begging-need-money-to-get-drunk-and-get-molested.jpg 430w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/honest-begging-need-money-to-get-drunk-and-get-molested-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/honest-begging-need-money-to-get-drunk-and-get-molested-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 430px) 100vw, 430px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/486\/lawyer-jokes\/buried-lawyers\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? 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