{"id":485,"date":"2011-11-07T08:34:51","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T08:34:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/485\/people-jokes\/i-love-hearing-it\/"},"modified":"2011-11-07T08:06:45","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T08:06:45","slug":"i-love-hearing-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/485\/people-jokes\/i-love-hearing-it\/","title":{"rendered":"I love hearing it"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6269\" style=\"width: 470px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-Japanese-bra-cone.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6269\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6269\" title=\"funny-Japanese-bra-cone\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-Japanese-bra-cone.jpg\" alt=\"funny-Japanese-bra-cone\" width=\"460\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-Japanese-bra-cone.jpg 460w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-Japanese-bra-cone-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6269\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Feel the bitch!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A guy phones a law firm and says, &#8220;I want to speak to my lawyer.&#8221; The receptionist says, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but your lawyer died last week.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, &#8220;I want to speak to my lawyer.&#8221; Once again the receptionist replies, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but your lawyer died last week.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, &#8220;I want to speak to my lawyer.&#8221; &#8220;Excuse me sir,&#8221; the receptionist says, &#8220;but this is third time I&#8217;ve had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. 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