{"id":482,"date":"2012-06-25T03:26:41","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T03:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/482\/lawyer-jokes\/from-beautiful-to-cute\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T03:41:20","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T03:41:20","slug":"from-beautiful-to-cute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/482\/lawyer-jokes\/from-beautiful-to-cute\/","title":{"rendered":"From beautiful to cute"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"funny-shirt-couple-his-and-hers\"<\/a>There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.<\/p>\n

His eyes fluttered open and he said, \u201cYou’re beautiful!\u201d and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said \u201cYou’re cute!\u201d<\/p>\n

Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of \u201cbeautiful\u201d it was \u201ccute.\u201d She said \u201cWhat happened to \u2018beautiful\u2019? His reply was \u201cThe drugs are wearing off!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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