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A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.<\/p>\n

\"funny-pull-sign-burger-king\"She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.”<\/p>\n

“Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.”<\/p>\n

“No, mother,” you don’t understand.<\/p>\n

“I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!”<\/p>\n

“Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!” says her mom.<\/p>\n

“Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.”<\/p>\n

“No, mother it wasn’t the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket.”<\/p>\n

“Airplane ticket…. What did you need an airplane ticket for?”<\/p>\n

“Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -‘Prepare from a frozen state,’ so I flew to Alaska!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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