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The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians.\u00a0 When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”.<\/p>\n

The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants.\u00a0 When you open them up everything is in numerical order”.<\/p>\n

The third surgeon said, “I like operating on electricians.\u00a0 When you open them up everything is color coded.<\/p>\n

The fourth surgeon said, “I like operating on lawyers”.<\/p>\n

The other three surgeons looked at each other indisbelief.\u00a0 One of them asked why.<\/p>\n

The fourth surgeon replied, “Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable<\/strong>“.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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