{"id":475,"date":"2013-05-29T01:57:21","date_gmt":"2013-05-29T01:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/475\/lawyer-jokes\/question-for-lawyer\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T04:37:25","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T04:37:25","slug":"question-for-lawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/475\/lawyer-jokes\/question-for-lawyer\/","title":{"rendered":"Question for lawyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7359\" alt=\"funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast-400x270.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast-400x270.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast-150x101.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident.<\/p>\n<p>So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, \u201cName the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?\u201d \u201cPhew, that one&#8217;s easy,\u201d says the teacher, \u201cThe Titanic.\u201d \u201c Alright,\u201d said St.Peter, \u201cyou may pass.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then the thief got his question: \u201cHow many died on the Titanic?\u201d The thief replied, \u201cThat&#8217;s a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.\u201d And so he passed through.<\/p>\n<p>Last, <strong>St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: \u201cName them.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/475\/lawyer-jokes\/question-for-lawyer\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. 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