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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!”<\/p>\n

\"funny-shopping-bag-sexy-thigh\"The wife sighs and gets him a beer.<\/p>\n

Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts!”<\/p>\n

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute!”<\/p>\n

The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”<\/p>\n

The man sighs and says, “It’s started.<\/strong>..”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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