{"id":46,"date":"2011-11-18T21:37:32","date_gmt":"2011-11-18T21:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/46\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/4-letter-words\/"},"modified":"2011-11-12T01:21:37","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T01:21:37","slug":"4-letter-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/46\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/4-letter-words\/","title":{"rendered":"4-letter words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-chair-high-heel.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6312\" title=\"funny-chair-high-heel\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-chair-high-heel.jpg\" alt=\"funny-chair-high-heel\" width=\"400\" height=\"362\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-chair-high-heel.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-chair-high-heel-150x135.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.<\/p>\n<p>When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, how was the honeymoon?&#8221; asked the mother.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh mamma!&#8221; she exclaimed. &#8220;The honeymoon was wonderful! 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