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One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.Then came the second half…<\/p>\n

\"funny-mating-horny-giraffle-fucking-horse\"First play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle. WAP!! Tackled for a five yard loss.<\/p>\n

The little animals go back to the huddle cheering and congratulating each other.<\/p>\n

“Who made that tackle?” asked the ant.<\/p>\n

“I did,” said the centipede.<\/p>\n

Second play: The rhinoceros runs the ball up the middle. WHOMP!! Tackled for another five yard loss.<\/p>\n

Back in the huddle the flea asked, “Who made that great stop?” “I did,” said the centipede.<\/p>\n

Third play: The gorilla tries an end sweep, led by the hippo throwing the lead blocks. SMACK!! Centipede tackles him for a ten yard loss.<\/p>\n

Back in the huddle, the gnat asked the centipede, “Where were you in the first half?”<\/p>\n

The centipede replied, “Puttin’ on my shoes!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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