{"id":445,"date":"2012-04-16T03:18:13","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T03:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/445\/blonde-jokes\/capitals\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T14:20:51","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T14:20:51","slug":"capitals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/445\/blonde-jokes\/capitals\/","title":{"rendered":"Capitals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6725\" title=\"funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother1.jpg\" alt=\"funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother\" width=\"401\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother1.jpg 401w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother1-150x117.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother1-400x313.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 401px) 100vw, 401px\" \/>A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.<\/p>\n<p>She proudly said, &#8220;Go ahead and quiz me. 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