{"id":430,"date":"2012-04-02T12:45:41","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T12:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/430\/blonde-jokes\/swimming-blonde\/"},"modified":"2012-04-01T12:34:17","modified_gmt":"2012-04-01T12:34:17","slug":"swimming-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/430\/blonde-jokes\/swimming-blonde\/","title":{"rendered":"Swimming blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6685\" title=\"woman-leakage-from-pants\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/woman-leakage-400x266.jpg\" alt=\"woman-leakage-from-pants\" width=\"400\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/woman-leakage-400x266.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/woman-leakage-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/woman-leakage.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheat fields. 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