{"id":426,"date":"2012-05-16T02:32:21","date_gmt":"2012-05-16T02:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/426\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-odometer\/"},"modified":"2012-05-07T03:13:27","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T03:13:27","slug":"blondes-odometer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/426\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-odometer\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde’s odometer"},"content":{"rendered":"

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers.<\/p>\n

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“235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the problem.\u00a0 But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted.<\/p>\n

So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000.<\/p>\n

Two days later the blond’s friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles.<\/p>\n

The blonde told her, “Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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