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\"geek-girl-push-the-right-button\"(you need know y2k problem on old computers…)<\/p>\n

TO: Boss
\nFROM: Blondie
\nRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K<\/p>\n

I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year.\u00a0 The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:<\/p>\n

Januark
\nFebruark
\nMak
\nJulk<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I also changed all the days of each week to:<\/p>\n

Sundak
\nMondak
\nTuesdak
\nWednesdak
\nThursdak
\nFridak
\nSaturdak<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

We are now Y to K compliant.\u00a0 Have a nice dak!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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