{"id":414,"date":"2012-05-21T03:56:41","date_gmt":"2012-05-21T03:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/414\/blonde-jokes\/tennis-balls\/"},"modified":"2012-05-07T03:40:45","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T03:40:45","slug":"tennis-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/414\/blonde-jokes\/tennis-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Tennis balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. 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