{"id":41,"date":"2011-11-01T11:27:13","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T11:27:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/41\/blonde-jokes\/suicidal-blonde\/"},"modified":"2011-10-25T13:14:07","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T13:14:07","slug":"suicidal-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/41\/blonde-jokes\/suicidal-blonde\/","title":{"rendered":"Suicidal Blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6252\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-blow-job.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6252\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6252\" title=\"funny-blow-job\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-blow-job.jpg\" alt=\"funny-blow-job\" width=\"500\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-blow-job.jpg 500w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-blow-job-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6252\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Enjoy the it!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her.  So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun.  After that she goes to her boyfriend&#8217;s house.  She busts down the door and points the gun at her head.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; says her boyfriend.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shut up! <strong>You&#8217;re next<\/strong>!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/41\/blonde-jokes\/suicidal-blonde\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend&#8217;s house. 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