{"id":394,"date":"2012-06-22T05:47:40","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T05:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/394\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-on-a-rope\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T03:22:08","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T03:22:08","slug":"blondes-on-a-rope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/394\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-on-a-rope\/","title":{"rendered":"Blondes on a rope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/394\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-on-a-rope\/attachment\/drunken-girls-on-tree\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6915\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6915\" title=\"drunken-girls-on-tree\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-girls-on-tree-400x442.jpg\" alt=\"drunken-girls-on-tree\" width=\"400\" height=\"442\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-girls-on-tree-400x442.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-girls-on-tree-150x165.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-girls-on-tree.jpg 463w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain.<\/p>\n<p>They had nothing to hold them to the rope.\u00a0The rope began slipping and breaking.<\/p>\n<p>The brunette said, &#8221;Girls, I&#8217;m going to let go of the rope, since it can&#8217;t hold all of us. 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