{"id":381,"date":"2012-06-07T13:33:16","date_gmt":"2012-06-07T13:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/381\/animal-jokes\/blonde-santa-pregnant-woman\/"},"modified":"2012-06-03T09:32:18","modified_gmt":"2012-06-03T09:32:18","slug":"blonde-santa-pregnant-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/381\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-santa-pregnant-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. 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