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\"drunken-girl\"A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair of headphones. The hairdresser tried to get her to take them off, but the blonde protested.<\/p>\n

“You can’t take those away from me — I’ll die without them!”<\/p>\n

The hairdresser sighed, and tried to explain how difficult it would be to cut her hair with them on, but the blonde wouldn’t budge.<\/p>\n

So she began cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the blonde feel asleep, and the hairdresser figured she could remove the headphones for a few minutes. But shortly thereafter, the blonde collapsed, dead on the floor.<\/p>\n

The hairdresser, confused, picked up the headphones, which were repeating “Breathe In, Breathe Out.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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