{"id":37,"date":"2011-11-14T06:00:26","date_gmt":"2011-11-14T06:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/37\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-and-cop\/"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:25:16","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T00:25:16","slug":"blonde-and-cop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/37\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-and-cop\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde and Cop"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6292\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-blonde-parking1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6292\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6292\" title=\"funny-blonde-parking\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-blonde-parking1.jpg\" alt=\"funny-blonde-parking\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-blonde-parking1.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-blonde-parking1-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-blonde-parking1-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6292\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It is a blonde!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding.<\/p>\n<p>The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;<strong>You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.&#8217;<\/strong>&#8216;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/37\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-and-cop\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. &#8221;You cops should get it together. 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