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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.<\/p>\n

“Help, help!” yells one of the blondes.<\/p>\n

“Help us, help us!” yells the other.<\/p>\n

“Maybe it would help if we yelled together,” said the first blonde.<\/p>\n

“Good idea,” said the other.<\/p>\n

“Together, together!”<\/p>\n

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