{"id":366,"date":"2013-03-14T03:42:05","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T03:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/366\/blonde-jokes\/ice-hole\/"},"modified":"2013-03-09T13:14:19","modified_gmt":"2013-03-09T13:14:19","slug":"ice-hole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/366\/blonde-jokes\/ice-hole\/","title":{"rendered":"Ice hole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7227\" alt=\"funny-woman-without-head\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-woman-without-head-400x584.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-woman-without-head-400x584.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-woman-without-head-150x219.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-woman-without-head.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing.<\/p>\n<p>Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win &#8212; they kept pulling out fish after fish.<\/p>\n<p>Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. 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