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A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road.<\/p>\n

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the blonde paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1. On the second day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redheaed 2.5. On the third day, the blonde only gets 1\/4 of a mile done, the redheaed 3, and the brunette 3.5. The manager decides to talk to the blonde.<\/p>\n

“You haven’t been painting as much road as you did on the first day,” the manager said. ”What’s the problem?”<\/p>\n

”I’d be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!”’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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