{"id":35,"date":"2011-12-02T06:02:44","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T06:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/35\/people-jokes\/answer\/"},"modified":"2011-11-27T01:51:02","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T01:51:02","slug":"answer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/35\/people-jokes\/answer\/","title":{"rendered":"Answer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6366\" title=\"funny-house-in-air\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-house-in-air-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"funny-house-in-air\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-house-in-air-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-house-in-air-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-house-in-air.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. 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