{"id":328,"date":"2014-02-14T10:05:01","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T10:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/328\/blonde-jokes\/top-10-blonde-science-fair-projects\/"},"modified":"2013-12-28T10:47:02","modified_gmt":"2013-12-28T10:47:02","slug":"top-10-blonde-science-fair-projects","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/328\/blonde-jokes\/top-10-blonde-science-fair-projects\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 blonde science fair projects"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/girls-drinking-alcohol-in-bathtub.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7041\" alt=\"Top 10 blonde science fair projects\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/girls-drinking-alcohol-in-bathtub-400x300.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/girls-drinking-alcohol-in-bathtub-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/girls-drinking-alcohol-in-bathtub-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/girls-drinking-alcohol-in-bathtub.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?<\/p>\n<p>9) Is lighter fluid flammable?<\/p>\n<p>8) What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?<\/p>\n<p>7) Are knives sharp?<\/p>\n<p>6) Can sharks hurt a human?<\/p>\n<p>5) What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?<\/p>\n<p>4) Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?<\/p>\n<p>3) Can I eat broken glass and live?<\/p>\n<p>2) Can dogs talk?<\/p>\n<p>1) Are blondes really dumb?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/328\/blonde-jokes\/top-10-blonde-science-fair-projects\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous? 9) Is lighter fluid flammable? 8) What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff? 7) Are knives sharp? 6) Can sharks hurt a human? 5) What happens if I stick my hand &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/328\/blonde-jokes\/top-10-blonde-science-fair-projects\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,191,20],"tags":[61,661],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blonde-jokes","category-science-jokes","category-top-10-list","tag-blonde","tag-science"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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