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There was a blonde who was hurting all over so she went to the doctor. The doctor said, ”Where are you hurting?”<\/p>\n

She said, ”Everywhere. See?”<\/p>\n

She touched her arm and said, “OUCH!”<\/p>\n

She touched her leg and, “OUCH!”<\/p>\n

She touched her nose, “OUCH!”<\/p>\n

“See?” she cried, ” I am hurting all over!”<\/p>\n

The doctor laughed and said, ”What you’ve got is a broken index finger!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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