{"id":310,"date":"2012-11-22T10:42:55","date_gmt":"2012-11-22T10:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/310\/blonde-jokes\/three-girls-in-the-desert\/"},"modified":"2012-11-13T09:08:20","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T09:08:20","slug":"three-girls-in-the-desert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/310\/blonde-jokes\/three-girls-in-the-desert\/","title":{"rendered":"Three girls in the desert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7288\" title=\"funny-woman-on-beach\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-woman-on-beach-400x488.jpg\" alt=\"funny-woman-on-beach\" width=\"400\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-woman-on-beach-400x488.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-woman-on-beach-150x183.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-woman-on-beach.jpg 449w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.<\/p>\n<p>The brunette says, &#8220;I brought some water so we don&#8217;t get dehydrated.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The redhead says, &#8220;I brought some suntan lotion so we don&#8217;t get sunburned.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then the blonde says I brought a car door.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The other girls said, &#8220;Why did you bring that?&#8221; Then the blonde says, &#8220;So I can roll down the window if it gets hot.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/310\/blonde-jokes\/three-girls-in-the-desert\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. 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