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\"how-yoga-girls-use-laptop\"There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice.<\/p>\n

He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days — \u201cEat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then on the third day, skip.\u201d<\/p>\n

So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day.<\/p>\n

The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, \u201cHow is your diet?\u201d She said, \u201cWell, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me tired.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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