{"id":306,"date":"2012-10-20T12:36:11","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T12:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/306\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-and-police-car\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T02:55:35","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T02:55:35","slug":"blonde-and-police-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/306\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-and-police-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde and police car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops &#8211; especially cops with their lights on.<\/p>\n<p>After they&#8217;ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she&#8217;s seen any cops.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; says the blonde.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are their lights on?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, &#8220;Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. 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