{"id":305,"date":"2012-11-11T12:34:33","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T12:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/305\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-ice-fishing\/"},"modified":"2012-11-04T07:31:13","modified_gmt":"2012-11-04T07:31:13","slug":"blonde-ice-fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/305\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-ice-fishing\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde ice fishing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7267\" title=\"blonde-fishing\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/woman-fishing-400x600.jpg\" alt=\"blonde-fishing\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/woman-fishing-400x600.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/woman-fishing-150x225.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/woman-fishing.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. 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