{"id":301,"date":"2012-11-10T12:30:42","date_gmt":"2012-11-10T12:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/301\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-on-the-run\/"},"modified":"2012-11-04T07:29:40","modified_gmt":"2012-11-04T07:29:40","slug":"blonde-on-the-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/301\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-on-the-run\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde on the run"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7264\" title=\"perfect-buttocks\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/perfect-buttocks1-400x247.jpg\" alt=\"perfect-buttocks\" width=\"400\" height=\"247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/perfect-buttocks1-400x247.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/perfect-buttocks1-150x92.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/perfect-buttocks1.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in.<\/p>\n<p>The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. 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