{"id":300,"date":"2013-04-12T05:27:22","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T05:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/300\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-in-a-breaststroke-swimming-race\/"},"modified":"2013-03-30T07:21:24","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T07:21:24","slug":"blonde-in-a-breaststroke-swimming-race","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/300\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-in-a-breaststroke-swimming-race\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde in a breaststroke swimming race"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.<\/p>\n<p>The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.<\/p>\n<p>When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, &#8221;I don&#8217;t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7518\" alt=\"yes-buttocks\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/yes-buttocks.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"762\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/yes-buttocks.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/yes-buttocks-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/yes-buttocks-400x534.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/300\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-in-a-breaststroke-swimming-race\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. 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