{"id":30,"date":"2011-12-05T06:35:26","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T06:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/30\/people-jokes\/insane-asylum-fence\/"},"modified":"2011-11-27T02:45:37","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T02:45:37","slug":"insane-asylum-fence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/30\/people-jokes\/insane-asylum-fence\/","title":{"rendered":"Insane asylum fence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, &#8220;Thirteen! Thirteen! 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