{"id":293,"date":"2012-03-28T08:37:35","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T08:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/293\/blonde-jokes\/we-are-on-the-patch\/"},"modified":"2012-03-11T08:31:10","modified_gmt":"2012-03-11T08:31:10","slug":"we-are-on-the-patch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/293\/blonde-jokes\/we-are-on-the-patch\/","title":{"rendered":"We are on the patch"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"funny-and-sexy-ads-swallowing-sperm\"Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging a few beers when they see a road block ahead with police checking for drunk drivers.<\/p>\n

The blonde in the passenger seat starts to panic and the driver tells her to calm down and do what she does. She then proceeds to quickly chug the last of the beer in her hand, peel the label off, stick the bottle under the seat and stick the label to her forehead. The second blonde follows along.<\/p>\n

When they arrive at the road block, the officer looks in and is quite surprised by this spectacle and says, ” Hello ladies. By any chance have you two been drinking tonight?” ”Why no officer, you see, we are on the patch!”’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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