{"id":288,"date":"2011-07-02T11:52:53","date_gmt":"2011-07-02T11:52:53","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-02T11:52:53","modified_gmt":"2011-07-02T11:52:53","slug":"brunette-blonde-and-railroad-tracks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/288\/blonde-jokes\/brunette-blonde-and-railroad-tracks\/","title":{"rendered":"Brunette, blonde and railroad tracks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, \u201c21, 21, 21.\u201d  A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping.  The blonde gets hit and dies.  After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, \u201c22, 22, 22&#8230;.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/288\/blonde-jokes\/brunette-blonde-and-railroad-tracks\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, \u201c21, 21, 21.\u201d A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. 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