{"id":286,"date":"2014-06-10T11:50:31","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T11:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/286\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-with-chickens\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T08:25:48","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T08:25:48","slug":"blonde-with-chickens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/286\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-with-chickens\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde with chickens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7554\" alt=\"Blonde with chickens\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman-400x265.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman-400x265.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.<\/p>\n<p>The man in the car says to her, &#8221;What do you have in the bag?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The blonde replies: &#8221;I have chickens!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man thinks for a moment and says, &#8221;If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, &#8221;Okay, but I&#8217;ll make the bet even better! 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