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The blonde says, excitedly, &#8220;Not only did I get the job, I&#8217;m already working on a murder case!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/283\/blonde-jokes\/who-killed-abraham-lincoln\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions&#8230;. Officer: What&#8217;s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm&#8230; 4! Officer: What&#8217;s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm&#8230; 10! Officer: Good! 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