{"id":28,"date":"2011-11-29T14:23:26","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T14:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/28\/people-jokes\/the-chastity-belt-key\/"},"modified":"2011-11-26T03:27:46","modified_gmt":"2011-11-26T03:27:46","slug":"the-chastity-belt-key","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/28\/people-jokes\/the-chastity-belt-key\/","title":{"rendered":"The chastity belt key"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6351\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6351\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6351\" title=\"shooting-the-cheater-caught\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/shooting-the-cheater-caught-400x291.jpg\" alt=\"shooting-the-cheater-caught\" width=\"400\" height=\"291\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/shooting-the-cheater-caught-400x291.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/shooting-the-cheater-caught-150x109.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/shooting-the-cheater-caught.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-6351\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don&#39;t tough his wife, if he has a gun!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.<\/p>\n<p>Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted. A horseman approached. It was the knight&#8217;s best friend.<\/p>\n<p>He yelss &#8211; &#8220;Hey, <strong>you gave me the wrong key<\/strong>!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/28\/people-jokes\/the-chastity-belt-key\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. 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