![\"\"](\"\" "\\"\\"")
<\/a>This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along. The blonde was carrying a bag. The guy goes, ”What are you carrying?” She goes, ”Melons.” The guy goes, ”Cool. if I can guess how many there are, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[1047,61,1183,393,957],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blonde-jokes","category-people-jokes","tag-bag","tag-blonde","tag-guess","tag-melon","tag-street"],"yoast_head":"\nGuess the number of melons -Blonde Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Guess the number of melons -Blonde Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along. The blonde was carrying a bag. The guy goes, ”What are you carrying?” She goes, ”Melons.” The guy goes, ”Cool. if I can guess how many there are, … Continue reading →\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2012-05-25T06:14:46+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"headline\":\"Guess the number of melons\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-05-25T06:14:46+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":70,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"bag\",\"blonde\",\"guess\",\"melon\",\"street\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Blonde Jokes\",\"People Jokes\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/\",\"name\":\"Guess the number of melons -Blonde Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-05-25T06:14:46+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/277\\\/blonde-jokes\\\/guess-the-number-of-melons\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Guess the number of melons\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\",\"name\":\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"description\":\"the best collection of clean jokes\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\",\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"caption\":\"JokesLab\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/author\\\/adminblog\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Guess the number of melons -Blonde Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Guess the number of melons -Blonde Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","og_description":"This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along. The blonde was carrying a bag. The guy goes, ”What are you carrying?” She goes, ”Melons.” The guy goes, ”Cool. if I can guess how many there are, … Continue reading →","og_url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/","og_site_name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","article_published_time":"2012-05-25T06:14:46+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"JokesLab","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"JokesLab"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/"},"author":{"name":"JokesLab","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"headline":"Guess the number of melons","datePublished":"2012-05-25T06:14:46+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/"},"wordCount":70,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg","keywords":["bag","blonde","guess","melon","street"],"articleSection":["Blonde Jokes","People Jokes"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/","name":"Guess the number of melons -Blonde Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg","datePublished":"2012-05-25T06:14:46+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/277\/blonde-jokes\/guess-the-number-of-melons\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Guess the number of melons"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/","name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","description":"the best collection of clean jokes","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34","name":"JokesLab","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","caption":"JokesLab"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/jokeslab.com"],"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/author\/adminblog\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":131,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/131\/blonde-jokes\/guess\/","url_meta":{"origin":277,"position":0},"title":"Guess","author":"JokesLab","date":"March 10, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, \"chickens.\" \"Chickens, eh?\" says one guy. \"Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?\" \"Heck,\" says the guy with the bag, \"iffin' you guess right, I'll give\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Blonde Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Blonde Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/blonde-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-sign-no-peeing","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-sign-no-peeing.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":286,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/286\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-with-chickens\/","url_meta":{"origin":277,"position":1},"title":"Blonde with chickens","author":"JokesLab","date":"June 10, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Blonde Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Blonde Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/blonde-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Blonde with chickens","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman-400x265.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":77,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/77\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-kidnapper\/","url_meta":{"origin":277,"position":2},"title":"Blonde kidnapper","author":"JokesLab","date":"November 30, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, \"You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Blonde Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Blonde Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/blonde-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-play-boy-cover-girl","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-play-boy-cover-girl.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":282,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/282\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-father\/","url_meta":{"origin":277,"position":3},"title":"Blonde father","author":"JokesLab","date":"August 26, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Blonde Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Blonde Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/blonde-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"kim-jong-un-holding-durex","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kim-jong-un-holding-durex-400x307.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":41,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/41\/blonde-jokes\/suicidal-blonde\/","url_meta":{"origin":277,"position":4},"title":"Suicidal Blonde","author":"JokesLab","date":"November 1, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head. \"What\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Blonde Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Blonde Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/blonde-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-blow-job","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-blow-job.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":187,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/187\/blonde-jokes\/magic-mirror\/","url_meta":{"origin":277,"position":5},"title":"Magic mirror","author":"JokesLab","date":"April 12, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Blonde Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Blonde Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/blonde-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-photobomb-beauty-and-buttocks","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-photobomb-beauty-and-buttocks.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
![\"are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl\"](\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl.jpg\" "\\"are-you-looking-at-my-ass-sexy-girl\\"")
This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along. The blonde was carrying a bag.<\/p>\n