{"id":273,"date":"2014-06-02T13:10:49","date_gmt":"2014-06-02T13:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/273\/blonde-jokes\/brunette-meets-genie\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T08:20:15","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T08:20:15","slug":"brunette-meets-genie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/273\/blonde-jokes\/brunette-meets-genie\/","title":{"rendered":"Brunette meets Genie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/no-trash-or-butts.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7893\" alt=\"Brunette meets Genie\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/no-trash-or-butts-400x299.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/no-trash-or-butts-400x299.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/no-trash-or-butts-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/no-trash-or-butts.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>A Brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.<\/p>\n<p>The genie says,&#8221;You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman says,&#8221;Okay. Give me a nice house.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The genie replies, &#8221;You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The the lady asks,&#8221;Give me a gorgeous man.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The genie replies,&#8221;You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lady says,&#8221;For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there, beat me half to death with it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/273\/blonde-jokes\/brunette-meets-genie\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A Brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. 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