{"id":272,"date":"2013-03-22T10:30:04","date_gmt":"2013-03-22T10:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/272\/blonde-jokes\/44-days\/"},"modified":"2013-03-16T08:40:31","modified_gmt":"2013-03-16T08:40:31","slug":"44-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/272\/blonde-jokes\/44-days\/","title":{"rendered":"44 days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7513\" alt=\"photo_bombs-eating-boobs\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo_bombs-eating-boobs-2-400x465.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo_bombs-eating-boobs-2-400x465.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo_bombs-eating-boobs-2-150x174.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo_bombs-eating-boobs-2.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.<\/p>\n<p>In walked a group of blondes and they were chanting &#8221;44 days! 44 days!&#8221; One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, &#8221;Why are you chanting 44 days?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, &#8221;A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. 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