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Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.<\/p>\n

\"funny-panties-your-boyfriend-wants-me\"<\/a>Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.<\/p>\n

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks her husband – “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”<\/p>\n

Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,…<\/p>\n

“Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.”<\/p>\n

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying…<\/p>\n

“WHOA, hold on there sweety!” Andy interrupted.<\/p>\n

“I haven’t added them up yet!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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