{"id":268,"date":"2013-03-29T10:27:16","date_gmt":"2013-03-29T10:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/268\/blonde-jokes\/i-got-the-license-plate-number\/"},"modified":"2013-03-16T08:51:19","modified_gmt":"2013-03-16T08:51:19","slug":"i-got-the-license-plate-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/268\/blonde-jokes\/i-got-the-license-plate-number\/","title":{"rendered":"I got the license plate number"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise.<\/p>\n<p>She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you see their face?&#8221; her friends asked when she came back inside.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, but it&#8217;s okay &#8212; I got the license plate number!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7504\" alt=\"fanny-car-plate-big-loan\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/fanny-car-plate-big-loan.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/fanny-car-plate-big-loan.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/fanny-car-plate-big-loan-150x111.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/fanny-car-plate-big-loan-400x298.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/268\/blonde-jokes\/i-got-the-license-plate-number\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. 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