{"id":267,"date":"2013-12-29T10:26:21","date_gmt":"2013-12-29T10:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/267\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-in-a-car\/"},"modified":"2013-12-28T10:16:41","modified_gmt":"2013-12-28T10:16:41","slug":"blonde-in-a-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/267\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-in-a-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde in a car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/car-crash-photo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7224\" alt=\"Blonde in a car\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/car-crash-photo-400x256.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/car-crash-photo-400x256.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/car-crash-photo-150x96.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/car-crash-photo.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, &#8221;I locked my keys in my car. 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