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\"funny-ladies-put-your-butts-here\"A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.<\/p>\n

With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”<\/p>\n

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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