{"id":264,"date":"2012-05-12T03:22:23","date_gmt":"2012-05-12T03:22:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/264\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-in-the-mirror\/"},"modified":"2012-05-07T02:55:49","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T02:55:49","slug":"blondes-in-the-mirror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/264\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-in-the-mirror\/","title":{"rendered":"Blondes in the mirror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She picks it up, looks at it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;WOW! I know this person. I&#8217;ve seen this person before.&#8221; The other blonde takes the mirror and looks at it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Of course you do. 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