{"id":26,"date":"2011-10-27T20:18:42","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T20:18:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/26\/lawyer-jokes\/justification-for-child-custody\/"},"modified":"2011-10-25T12:44:46","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T12:44:46","slug":"justification-for-child-custody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/26\/lawyer-jokes\/justification-for-child-custody\/","title":{"rendered":"Justification for child custody"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.<\/p>\n

The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.<\/p>\n

\"sleeping-daddy-and-kid\"<\/a>

Good custody!<\/p><\/div>\n

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.<\/p>\n

After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied…<\/p>\n

“Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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