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\"No-so-dumb<\/a>One day a blonde was sitting on a plane next to one of those smart businessmen.<\/p>\n

He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.<\/p>\n

He says, \u201cIt goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa.\u201d<\/p>\n

She said no again, and tried to fall asleep.<\/p>\n

The man begged and said, \u201cI’ll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?\u201d<\/p>\n

At that number, the blonde agreed. The businessman explains again, \u201cIf you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500. \u201cOkay,\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n

He asks, \u201cWho was the sixth president?\u201d She admits she doesn’t know, gives him $5.<\/p>\n

Now it’s her turn, and she says, \u201cWhat has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?\u201d<\/p>\n

The businessman doesn’t know — he uses his laptop, checks the internet, emails his friends.<\/p>\n

No one knows the answer.<\/p>\n

So he gives her $500.00.<\/p>\n

Then, as they’re landing he asks her, \u201cWhat was that thing anyway?\u201d She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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